SURVEY

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Book:World Civilizations; The Global Experience, 3rd Edition.
Line 4: "...existence, was discovered on a stone slab in Iran, in 1901..."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? The girl sitting next to me, who is now looking at me with a mixture of question and distaste.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Fairly Odd Parents with my little sister this morning before school.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 3:10PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 3:07PM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My BCIS teacher yelling and everyone else just filling the room with small talk. And also the clattering of thirty-five keyboards.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? An hour ago, I was walking from World History to BCIS.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Kristy sitting to my right laughing at something Megan said.

9. What are you wearing? I’m wearing one of Jesse’s Tool shirts (black with the double iris eye on the back), my painter’s jeans with red stitching, two necklaces (one mine and one Mary’s), mismatched knee socks, my old red and black steel toe Docs, 18 bracelettes, one ring, and Jesse’s arm shirt which is serving as a jacket for now.

10. Did you dream last night? I am not sure. I remember small incoherent fragments, but no more than that.

11. When did you last laugh? Earlier, when Ms. Bradford assigned some stupid quiz and I said that it was hardcore homosexual to get a rise out of Kristy and she laughed like and hyena.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? White paint, security alarm, thermostat, light switches, intercom button, fire alarm, and about a dozen electrical outlets.

13. Seen anything weird lately? Michael started wearing eyeliner, Jesse’s weird knitted hat that his grandmother made him, and Manda being… Manda.

14. What do you think of this quiz? Better than most, I’ll have to admit.

15. What is the last film you saw? At home: Corpse Bride. At Jesse’s: Garden State (I love that movie). In theatres: Fun With Dick And Jane.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Movie library, repairs and remodeling-s of my house for my Mom, cars for every licensed friend I have, car for me, repairs and paint jobs on my Mom and sister’s cars, charitable donations, tickets to every concert ... every good concert. A panda.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: My hair smells like hair dye. It’s been through about a dozen and a half showers since I last dyed it.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Stupidity. I’d eliminate it.

19. Do you like to dance? Yes, I’d like to learn the complicated swing steps.

20. George Bush: Is an evil and moronic person. Who should be impeached.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Anouk.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Parker.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad? Consider it? I’m counting on it.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? That my mom is the strongest woman ever for living through his trials.

25. 4 people who must also do this in THEIR journal: The next four people who do...